For the love of god . . .

I don't need a bigger penis or for my woman to love me or for discounted prescription bills like Viagra! What's wrong with people who send spam!!!! No Life ah?! GRRRRRRRR!!!!

Its the weekend again.

Going to be super bored.

Feeling super healthy. Crash diet. Need to lose 10kgs in a month. Have done it before. Now how to do it again ah? Eat 1 proper meal. Carbs and all then eat fruits for the rest of the day. *Might* post my progress. Oh yes. Getting sloshed out at the end of the day helps abit. Just have to cut down on the sweeter, yummilicious drinks. That or kill my liver. Which is the lesser of 2 evils? Heh.

Live so long for what?

I kinda crave walnut bread. Toasted. With a good heap of jam and a cup of hot milo. 12 hours into diet.

PS: By the time i'm into the 15th day into diet, i'd probably start seeing fairies/UFO/or Sadam Hussein in a pink tutu dancing to La Cucaracha. =)