My many identities

Many a time, while I'm travelling, I'm subjected to the friendly obligatory chatter to the taxi drivers.

The questions are always the same.
But who says the answers have to be.

On whether I'm travelling alone.
No I'm never travel alone. I usually travel with my imaginary husband ;)

On whether he's white.
This will usually annoy me sometimes. Of course they will not understand the term SPG but no I'm not SPG so imaginary husband is not white.

What is he actually?
He's a mix of Japanese and Chinese, just as I am a mix of Chinese and Malay.
I like my men exotic.

So you have very good looking kids then?
No, I don't have kids yet. It has to be planned.
And I won't get lovely holidays if I have kids.

One taxi driver told me that children are the joy of life.
And making them is twice the fun.

-.-"
This is the reason why I'm always "married"