Profoundly deep shit - and some good advice

I noticed the engineering of toilet bowls is actually quite important.

For instance, the toilet bowl in my hotel room, the first of its kind has really high walls. So if you're shopping for some bowls. I'm refering to all you ditsy people with all that marriage talk and buying a new house and all: do not get TB's with high walls based on experience,

here's why :

Shit likes to stick on them
Yah i know like d'oh, but trust me this would be one of those small details that you'd just brush off and deem unimportant until you're stuck with one. Kinda like chosing the right man for you.

Smells worse, alot more worst
Think of a loud haler, but instead sound, transmits the smell up and directly to you could probably faint from your own stink

can't really see the colour of you *ahems*
I dunno but I always check. Not because I'm sick and perverted. I'm quite sick and perverted sometimes but my aunt being a nurse has always told me to check coz it always tell you whether you're alright. Drinking enough water, having enough fiber that sorta of stuff so I've always done it.