Thanks but no thanks

Seen on a t-shirt at Junction 8: No guts no glory, no brains same story.

J, someone from my past found me on friendster.

"can i date you again??i'm serious about it!!!gimme a chnace..."

*copied and pasted with orginal typos

my reply?

wow.
i'm flattered. but i prefer monogamous relationships :)
thanks but no thanks


*A little background info. The only reason i dated J in the first place was because he reminded me of S.
In terms of physique.
Thats as far as it extends.
I just wanted someone to fill his shoes. The big brown shoes that he'll trod in.
Fill the void.

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C, a collegue of mine that loves flirting outrageously with me asked why i wasn't looking for another partner . . .

"because men are so full of shit"

You're right. Because you women believe us. So its a vicious cycle of getting hurt.
You know they're bullshitting you yet you still believe.

Me: Arrrgggh. You irk me sometimes.



*streak of narcissism : show off my newly trimmed hair