Surprise!

No more Coldplay tickets.

Dearest Darling,

I told you not to buy them. And you didn't.
Did you really think I was going to buy them?
Oh they're sold out? Oooooops.
Please just add this to the list of things i tell u but i never really mean.
Sorry.
I still love you.

Love the boyfriend

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Someone pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee shoot me.
Waited 2 years for this. All hope is gone.