Profoundly deep shit - and some good advice

I noticed the engineering of toilet bowls is actually quite important.

For instance, the toilet bowl in my hotel room, the first of its kind has really high walls. So if you're shopping for some bowls. I'm refering to all you ditsy people with all that marriage talk and buying a new house and all: do not get TB's with high walls based on experience,

here's why :

Shit likes to stick on them
Yah i know like d'oh, but trust me this would be one of those small details that you'd just brush off and deem unimportant until you're stuck with one. Kinda like chosing the right man for you.

Smells worse, alot more worst
Think of a loud haler, but instead sound, transmits the smell up and directly to you could probably faint from your own stink

can't really see the colour of you *ahems*
I dunno but I always check. Not because I'm sick and perverted. I'm quite sick and perverted sometimes but my aunt being a nurse has always told me to check coz it always tell you whether you're alright. Drinking enough water, having enough fiber that sorta of stuff so I've always done it.

Movies and Discovery

Watch so much emo shit that I'm starting to get depressed.

Cold Mountain - Yes. I sat through that over one cinnamon bun, dinner of fish and chips and a pack of Cheetos®. At the end of it .... One depressing ending. I don't give 2 flying monkeys of the stellar cast, fantastic acting, picturesque surroundings or brilliant cinematography. Such movies would be the reason why suicide exists.

Killing me softly ...

Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

My room got upgraded from a double to a junior suite.
BUT NO MTV CHANNEL!!!!

ROARRRRRRR!

Stupid com memory too low, cannot run too many applications can't run radio blog while i'm doing my work.

Been surviving on tim tams, mc vities digestive, green tea.
Missing Ms Minnie, Mr Stupid Ah Pek,

For a minute i freaked out

I was the only one who checked in ... 20 minutes into boarding and nobody there.

WTF

As promised

Normie's Korean face:

This pic is 6 months late. Original post found here

Errr, this one's fake coz its been altered, however looks pretty close to the real thing lah.